MEMORANDUM
To: Donald
at Mar-a-Lago
From: Lucifer
Subject: Role Model
Donald, my friend: pay close attention to the work Viktor Orban and I have been doing in Hungary. It might be a model for the rest of your year.
Viktor and I have cooked a fragrant stew of nationalism, populism, xenophobia and resentment of globalization. It has allowed him to razor wire his borders, neuter the courts, emasculate parliamentary oversight, stiff the EU, declare a state of national emergency and suspend elections.
You and I are nicely along on this path. You've successfully misappropriated funds for your border bluster, stiffed House subpoenas, cowed Inspectors General, emasculated the Senate, packed the courts, and wounded the WHO. Our latest ploy, blaming Chinese -- Chinese-Americans are already feeling the heat.
For the next step: I guarantee that in October and November I will stir up a COVID 19 outbreak again giving you the cover to suspend elections in the name of public safety. To those states that vote by mail, tell them that unless all can do so, it would be unfair. By timing it right, you can make it impossible for states to set up an all-mail system by November 3rd. After that, you will be able to set the date for voting again by Executive Order, at your whim.
Give my best to Melania; I know, she detests me, but she made her bed and has to lie in it. (Or is it lay?)
You and I are nicely along on this path. You've successfully misappropriated funds for your border bluster, stiffed House subpoenas, cowed Inspectors General, emasculated the Senate, packed the courts, and wounded the WHO. Our latest ploy, blaming Chinese -- Chinese-Americans are already feeling the heat.
For the next step: I guarantee that in October and November I will stir up a COVID 19 outbreak again giving you the cover to suspend elections in the name of public safety. To those states that vote by mail, tell them that unless all can do so, it would be unfair. By timing it right, you can make it impossible for states to set up an all-mail system by November 3rd. After that, you will be able to set the date for voting again by Executive Order, at your whim.
Give my best to Melania; I know, she detests me, but she made her bed and has to lie in it. (Or is it lay?)
Regards,
PS What do you want your handicap to become next season?
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